Megashark vs. Giant Octopus
Absolute garbage. Terrible writing and acting. Fucking hilarious. 2/10.
G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra
Not as bad as I was expecting. Great fun, easy to watch. Standard action film with a pretty cool cast. 8/10.
Machete
Fucking brilliant. Typical Robert Rodriguez film with a great cast. Really cool cinematography and completely ridiculous writing. 7/10.
The Other Side of the Door
Pretty good horror film. Creepy makeup and effects. Great cast. 8/10.
Resurrection of Evil
Fairly decent film. An interesting-ish plot is spoiled a bit by the main actress’ performance, but overall it’s not too bad. 5/10.
The Secrets of Emily Blair
Good exorcism film. Colm Meaney is a wonderful human. Amazing acting. 8/10.
Journey to the Center of the Earth
A nice film. Dated by the special effects, but a fun film nonetheless. 7/10.
Inkheart
Sweet and well directed. Fun fantasy film with a great cast. Especially good acting from the younger kids. 7/10.
The Similars
I have. No idea why this was made or which lunatic came up with the idea. But it takes a completely hilarious image and makes it super disturbing. 6/10.
Satanic
Pretty average. Clearly low budget but still shot well with good camera quality. Irritating characters who are somehow shocked that screwing about with supernatural forces ends badly. 5/10.
Amityville Horror
I’m still not 100% sold on this, but I prefer this version to the original. Solid acting and a great cast. 7/10.
The Believers
Surprisingly good for an impulse watch. Martin Sheen is always great. Questionable stereotyping. Overall entertaining and creepy. 7/10.
Supernova
Pretty boring. Some vaguely entertaining parts but all in all films like Event Horizon and Pandorum do space horror much better. 5/10.
Virus
Okay, the ending is a bit muddy, but otherwise not bad. Cool use of Obama’s speeches on the Zika and Ebola viruses. 6/10.
Doom
Love this film. Clear game adaptation, and it doesn’t shy away from that. Cheesy and violent, with a solid cast. It’s a lot of fun. 6/10.
Halloween (2007)
Eh. I do generally like Rob Zombie films but sometimes the purposefully arch scripting gets on my nerves. Not sure why he decided to remake a classic. 5/10.
Debug
Not bad. Not great. Pretty average space/horror film. Not enough character interaction or development. The ending needs more explanation. 6/10.
Straight From Hell
Pretty average to be honest. Predictable ‘kids screw about with demon stuff and then things go wrong’ concept. 5/10.
Stir of Echoes
Alright. Good acting and an interesting-ish plot. Really depressing final 20 minutes or so. 5/10.
The Crucifixion
Pretty average exorcism film. Similar to the Exorcism of Emily Rose. Fairly watchable with a mostly unlikeable protagonist. 5/10.